Donald Trump's Analogies Not Making America Great Again
We didn't say you have simply tons of ideas, Donnie. We said you had the ideas of a simpleton
Just in case you had any doubts that Donald Trump is the smartest, YOOGEST, most knowledgeable security expert running for president, we bring you this thought about border security from his Twitter feed, which belongs to him and is his:
A few people in the replies tried to counter with the usual politically correct nitpicking, like noting that the White House is "a distinct, isolated target & doesn't stretch for 3,000 miles, you moron," to which several sharp people replied that the U.S. Mexico-border is a lot shorter than 3,000 miles so who's the dummy now, dummy? Also, talk about missing the point, because if fences don't keep people out, then why have a fence at the White House at all? Never mind that despite the presence of a large Secret Service contingent, people still jump the fence, but maybe that's because it's a mere fence, and not a wall, and (almost) everyone knows there's a big difference between a fence and a wall, at least for the purpose of making fun of dumb Jeb Bush, who doesn't know the difference. What a loser.
Also too, Die Große TrumpenGrenzmauer will also be six miles high and at least partly made of live rabid dogs, so there. And the Mexicans will pay for it with a tax on their taco trucks.
We're looking forward to Mr. Trump's next proposal, which we understand involves ending global warming by having everyone turn the AC to high and then leaving their windows open.
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