So.. I gather that the Trumpenfuhrer will personally oversee the construction of The Great Southern Yooge Wall, while, perhaps, appointing Walker to oversee construction of The Less Great Yooge Northern Wall. Heavily armed gangs of Trumpsturmabteilung like the Leader Brothers and the Palins can secure the coasts. The true purpose of all this is, of course, not to keep anybody out but rather to prevent those of us who are liberals or just people with three-digit-IQs from escaping.
Yeah! Why even build walls, why not take Christie's idea to the next level(gop think tanks already have) and give everyone in the US a subcutaneous rf chip. You don't have a chip? You can't buy anything and you will instantly be reported to the authorities(but not the government because you know how those guys overreach and want to be tyrannical and shit) Just visiting? Better have your chip, we'll even keep track of you when you go back home.
So.. I gather that the Trumpenfuhrer will personally oversee the construction of The Great Southern Yooge Wall, while, perhaps, appointing Walker to oversee construction of The Less Great Yooge Northern Wall. Heavily armed gangs of Trumpsturmabteilung like the Leader Brothers and the Palins can secure the coasts. The true purpose of all this is, of course, not to keep anybody out but rather to prevent those of us who are liberals or just people with three-digit-IQs from escaping.
In all seriousness if we do build "the Wall" I'm joining the Scouting Legion
That antenna opens the door to a lot of fascinating questions about somebody.
Francis, the talking mule?
The danger of an early start is burnout. Look at Perry and Walker. OK I meant look at their campaign, I didn't mean to gross people out.
Lawn chair and balloons.
Yeah! Why even build walls, why not take Christie's idea to the next level(gop think tanks already have) and give everyone in the US a subcutaneous rf chip. You don't have a chip? You can't buy anything and you will instantly be reported to the authorities(but not the government because you know how those guys overreach and want to be tyrannical and shit) Just visiting? Better have your chip, we'll even keep track of you when you go back home.
He's S-M-R-T smart, a bar code can be a tattoo.
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That's why he's making Ben Carson head of drone command.
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it's shorter than Walkers so there - wait a minute - is this the dick section?
Too complicated. Easier to just build a single-serving personal individual wall around each American.
Fair warning: If anyone says "sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads", they will totally get my vote.
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Or just build it out of them. Kill two birds with one stone!
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