Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up
Almost as big a crowd as King's
Two different bunches of far-right morons had competing rallies in Washington DC to protest how white people and wingnuts have it so rough these days, and maybe a hundred people showed up. In total, at both, combined, by Newsweek's estimate. (The Daily Beast more generously estimated "a couple hundred" at one of them.) As sometimes happens with these things, the participants were almost outnumbered by the press, gawkers, and counter-protesters.
Two will enter, neither will emerge a winner.
Last night, two morons decided to attend the thee-ay-ter. It did not go well.
“It was a great event! I got a crowd of Trump supporters to sing ‘Give Peace a Chance’ by John Lennon and that’s a testament to our commitment to peace and our stand against violence and violent rhetoric,” Posobiec said in a private message to The Daily Beast.
Could it have been ... SATAN?
Buncha Nazis screaming at each other on Twitter about who's taking who to the prom.
“I think a lot of those people are really against intelligent people,” Spencer said of the other rally to The Daily Beast. “If you’re a total goofball or someone who has no connection with the facts and reality, it’s like ‘ok you’re fucking based.’ They’re all just bad human beings. So many of them are just physically ugly people.”
He claimed that the divergent events on Sunday were actually helpful for the alt-right because it helped determine who to essentially weed out from the movement.
Let's have a crowd reaction shot by Reason editor and Daily Beast columnist Robby Soave:
Soave also overheard some choice dialogue at the Gathering of the Deploralos, such as a sad, overworked troll who complained, "I'm working so many hours now I don't even have time to shit post," and also
White nationalist speaker #1: "We need free speech."
#2: "Disrupting a play is the most civil thing we could do to these people."
In conclusion, there appear to be serious tensions in the "alt-white" community and among the extreme right in general. Needless to say, both Spencer and Posobiec insist they lead the real right wing of the future, and will soon have mass rallies that fill the entire DC Mall. You bet!
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