Elderly Bachelor Tells Women How Jesus Will Allow Them To Get Pregnant

An elderly lifelong bachelor who lives with hundreds of other old, single men in a stylish European capital city has given strict orders to the world's women and married heterosexual couples on the allowable methods for human impregnation. Dressed in flowing silken capes and a bejeweled silken hat, the childless old man described his religion's required process for creating new human life forms:

"The human and Christian dignity of procreation, in fact, doesn't consist in a 'product', but in its link to the conjugal act, an expression of the love of the spouses of their union, not only biological but also spiritual," the Daily Mail quoted Pope Benedict XVI as saying.

Sperm or egg donation and methods such as IVF are banned for members of the Catholic church.

The man, who spent his youth as an actual Nazi in the "Hitler Youth" army, is also stridently against the legal prosecution of his fellow Catholic priests who fuck little boys. [ Hindustan Times ]