An elderly lifelong bachelor who lives with hundreds of other old, single men in a stylish European capital city has given strict orders to the world's women and married heterosexual couples on the allowable methods for human impregnation. Dressed in flowing silken capes and a bejeweled silken hat, the childless old man described his religion's required process for creating new human life forms:
<blockquote>&ldquo;The human and Christian dignity of procreation, in fact, doesn&rsquo;t consist in a &lsquo;product&rsquo;, but in its link to the conjugal act, an expression of the love of the spouses of their union, not only biological but also spiritual,&rdquo; the Daily Mail quoted Pope Benedict XVI as saying.</blockquote> Okay, first, calling boinking dignified is a real stretch, although it does support the idea that His or Her Holiness really is a virgin. Second, I understand that conception under other circumstances -- say, rape or incest -- is also a gift from Jah, so why not frankenfetuses, too?
If ur secksy time is digneefied ur doin it rong
Maybe we can be neighbors!
<blockquote>&ldquo;The human and Christian dignity of procreation, in fact, doesn&rsquo;t consist in a &lsquo;product&rsquo;, but in its link to the conjugal act, an expression of the love of the spouses of their union, not only biological but also spiritual,&rdquo; the Daily Mail quoted Pope Benedict XVI as saying.</blockquote> Okay, first, calling boinking dignified is a real stretch, although it does support the idea that His or Her Holiness really is a virgin. Second, I understand that conception under other circumstances -- say, rape or incest -- is also a gift from Jah, so why not frankenfetuses, too?