Elegant Lady Sarah Palin Simply Does Not Care For Negro President's Common 'Shuck And Jive'


Do you speak Jive? Noted intellectual and educated multilinguist former half-term governor Sarah Palin does not speak Jive, because Jive (and its concomitant "shucking") is for common purse-snatchers and drug-smokers and other ne'er-do-wells, like a certain President Bablack Obamblack, who has been known to occasionally even go so far as to talk really super black, which brings shame on our great nation. Let us parse, together, Lady Palin's brave rage against the tap-dancing minstrel "shucking and jiving" across the Rose Garden.

Haha, just kidding, we're not parsing this shit. We're sure she is is probably "unaware of any racial connotations to that term," and that

criticizing her is oppression of her FREEDUM OF SPEECH!

Keep being you, Sarah Palin. Keep being you.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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