Erik Rush Gently Explains The Homos Have Brought On Their Coming Extermination All By Themselves
Around these parts, we spend a lot of time hatin' the sin but lovin' the sinner. You know "God don't make no mistakes" and all that, so you can be gay just as long as you
come into the chatroom and tell us all about it don't do a bunch of scissoring and whatnot.
But Erik Rush, recently seen warning that Barack Obama is going to nuke DC, because he is not a crazy person, has moved on from calling for the murder of all Muslims (in honor of freedom of Christian religion), and journalists (in honor of Free Speech Week), and is now gently splaining that when America "snaps" and "hunts homos," it will be all the fault of this one gay lady, Sally Kohn. Hope you're happy, Sally Kohn, you just started a massacree.
But how did Sally Kohn manage to incite the extermination of all the queer people? Would you believe with just one little tweet???
Well, Mr. Rush had many thoughts on this, each of them more worser than the last.
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Calling Kohn an "obnoxious, maladjusted lesbian," Rush said that she was exactly the sort of person who is pushing society toward a violent breakdown when lunatics and "people who have just been pushed to the limit" finally snap and start attacking people like Sally Kohn ... which won't really bother Rush "because she sort of served to bring it about."
These people will be pushed over the edge, Rush said, because gay activists advocated for films where two princesses get married or "want to have anal fisting labs in grade school" and are generally working to "oversexualize children." As a result, "you could see a lot of people who don't deserve to get hurt, get hurt because of people like Sally Kohn"
Well, that is all just science fact, especially the part about the "fisting labs" in grade school. (Those are sponsored by the Girl Scouts.)
What's particularly fun is how very lugubrious and slow-tongued Rush sounds, almost as if he's on Lithium, while talking about people "snapping" and going on "homo hunts," even while he is lamenting that it would be sort of bad, he guesses, if "evil hateful nutjobs" go homo hunting once they're "pushed to the limit."
Boy does he not want that to happen. Except to Sally Kohn. Who should be very sorry she killed all those gays.
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