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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

There are no stupid jokes at Wonkette, just the ones nobody fully appreciates the genius of yet.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Is a psychotic break covered under Obamacare?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Geez Charlotte, she mentions kissing and you extrapolate it into anal fisting.

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The Quirk's avatar

We had to do all our fisting during recess.

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The Quirk's avatar

He's PAYING for that microphone. And probably sitting on it also too.

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The Quirk's avatar

CLOD?

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The Quirk's avatar

If only Disney princes weren't so goddamn boring.

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The Quirk's avatar

I've never heard of fisting from groups of gays, only from het bigots.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

hey gheys, why are you hitting yourself?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

By golly, none of these Pervert Princesses will sully the films of Disney! This is the film maker who brought death to Bambi's mother at the hands of a REAL 'Murkin NRA gun fondler!!11!!!1.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

all we got was wood shop

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Labs don't have fists, just paws.

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