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There are no stupid jokes at Wonkette, just the ones nobody fully appreciates the genius of yet.

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Is a psychotic break covered under Obamacare?

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Geez Charlotte, she mentions kissing and you extrapolate it into anal fisting.

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We had to do all our fisting during recess.

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He's PAYING for that microphone. And probably sitting on it also too.

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CLOD?

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If only Disney princes weren't so goddamn boring.

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I've never heard of fisting from groups of gays, only from het bigots.

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hey gheys, why are you hitting yourself?

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By golly, none of these Pervert Princesses will sully the films of Disney! This is the film maker who brought death to Bambi's mother at the hands of a REAL 'Murkin NRA gun fondler!!11!!!1.

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all we got was wood shop

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Labs don't have fists, just paws.

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