The National Republican Congressional Committee has helpfully parked a camera right above a printer in its office that it has dedicated to churning out constant filth for your amusement. Here is the tumblr where you can go fill out your very own "online petition to repeal the health care law" or whatever and watch your submission be printed out in the NRCC office. Hurry before they have to chop down all the trees on Earth to keep the paper tray filled!
Here, it took us exactly twenty seconds to assemble this collection for you:
Some poor intern is sitting next to the machine swiping out the really good ones as they print, so don't blink!
UPDATE: The NRCC gave up, fun is cancelled. The Internet, however, agrees that this petition is the winner of the Internet, today:
