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Shypixel's avatar

Fuck you. Why are these things always done by the time I find them? I had so many really pedantic ideas...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Speaker of our Hearts.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Someone needs to check which paper companies own GOP members.

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(The answer, of course, is Georgia Pacific.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

What happens when they all reach the right height?

But yeah, one of <a href="http:\/\/www.deathandtaxesmag.com\/62955\/boycott-georgia-pacific-the-koch-brothers-profit-engine\/" target="_blank">many reasons</a> to buy Scott products.

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chascates's avatar

This is warblogging I can get behind!!!

Shorts, my friend, JOIN THE BATTLE!

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chascates's avatar

NOTE: site places a cookie so you can't just refresh and do it again. Name and twitter handle are the fields to make your statement.

TruckNutz for the Masses.

ALSO.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I submitted one for Caiden Cager. Such a precious little tyke.

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chascates's avatar

On my Macbook?!?!?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Harry P. Ness wants to know why they're addressing these to "Speaker" Pelosi. She's not Speaker of the House anymore and that's not a title you get to keep for the rest of your life.

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