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Oh, man, have you guys heard? Facebook is CENSORING conservative news outlets, by not choosing them as part of its "trending" stories. It is sort of like how Sarah Palin "censors" Wonkette, by not linking to our important #journalism about all the times her kids drunkenly suckerpunch people in the face.


A whiny conservative guy who worked at Facebook as a contractor kept a log of all the times trending topics were "suppressed" by Facebook because the topics were conservative. Also, the news curators wouldn't link to Breitbart or Newsmax, but waited until a supposedly more "neutral" source -- like the New York Times or BBC -- covered the news. The log of "suppressed" trending topics included IRS official Lois Lerner scrutinizing conservative organizations (because the whole story was bullshit: liberal groups were actually more likely to receive IRS scrutiny, and conservative organizations ended up getting their nonprofit status even though by IRS rules they clearly were "political" not "educational" and honestly go fuck yourself); Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker; that Chris Kyle American Sniper guy who got shot with a gun so buy more guns (that probably should have been trending, hengh?); "the Drudge Report" (is "not a story"); and "Steven Crowder." If the suppressed story was that time Steven Crowder got his ass beat by a union thug half his size and twice his age, yeah, Facebook's trending news thugs really dropped the ball! Because that was HILARIOUS!

Facebook does not need your Wonkette's defense (and fuck them, they keep wanting $100 to show our posts to the people who liked our page in order to see our posts, and MAMA AIN'T GIVING YOUR HARD-EARNED LOVE GIFTS TO MARK ZUCKERBERG, she is using your hard-earned love gifts for trips to the hot springs instead!), but ... not using its premier real estate to link to some insane (and usually racist!) rightwing fever swamp isn't "censorship" any more than not using its premier real estate to link to stories about how pouring bleach in your butt cures cancer is censorship.

So dry your tears, whiny-ass titty ... oh, fuck it, like THAT'S gonna happen. Guess Darrell Issa will have to have a new congressional investigation now into the time Facebook did EmailIRSFastandFuriousGhazi. At least Hillary Clinton will have the week off.

[Gizmodo]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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