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YEVY's avatar

Curators curating? OUTRAGE!

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Veebz's avatar

It's like day two of an eight week election cycle in Australia and I am over it already. I don't think I would have coped with the US election excitement that seems like an eternity. Bring on the Pirate party (of course I take my Senate vote seriously).

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I know, they're constantly in a frenzy over things that are just flat-out lies. Fox News and hate radio have so much blood on their hands, stirring up the low-informed and ill-educated rubes. As Jon Stewart once said, of course they hate the "Obama" they hear about, but that actually has nothing to do with the real Obama. You saw it precisely when they were rolling out Obamacare--all the idiots in Kentucky who hated Obamacare, "I just don't trust that man *for some reason*"... but were very happy to hear about Kynect.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE YOU DATED A FEW TIMES?"

I sure do, Faceboop. BUT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW

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kaydenpat's avatar

Why must Conservatives suffer so!! Why?!

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SterWonk's avatar

"Red" and "Blue" are relative - The USA is purple, with a 10-ish percent swing in either direction state-to-state for most states.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Aside: According to that page, red-for-Republican and blue-for-Democrat only became codified in 2000?!? I wasn't paying too much attention before then, but that seems wrong somehow...

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BrotherFlounder's avatar

I am the walrus.

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kaydenpat's avatar

They should actually.

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BosGrl's avatar

That does sound right, I think I remember hearing red and blue for the first time around Bush and Gore.

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BosGrl's avatar

When I was newly married, I used to starch my husband's button down shirts. Otherwise he went to work like an unmade bed. He rode the subway with people I knew and it was embarrassing! Go ahead, let me have it.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I don't know much about Facebook.

Is it...like...important or something?

Wonkette sucked me in on Camille Paglia and I don't want to get burned again.

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Courser's avatar

I work from home so I don't even have to get dressed if I don't want to. I generally do though because it's been chilly here in CO

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Courser's avatar

So true. Since I'm not connected to the very latest crazy-talk, I end up hearing the weirdest-ass shit from redneck conservatives. It's so nuts, there's nothing I can say! There's no way to really counter their weird-ass shit, so I just have to back away slowly and save myself.

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Sheket Bevaka Shut The Hell Up's avatar

Yep. Prior to that they alternated.

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Sheket Bevaka Shut The Hell Up's avatar

The Bernie Bros will still be there though :(

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