FBI File: Ted Kennedy Had Secret Sex Parties, Rented Out Brothel
Ted Kennedy is dead, so we are now able to look at his (albeit very redacted) FBI files to see some of the very Kennedy sorts of things he did over the years. For example: An ambassador's ex-wife said he and his brothers had sex parties with Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr. and Marilyn Monroe at a New York hotel. Also: He rented out an entire brothel in South America for one night in the 1960s, where he was meeting with various Reds and other leftist people part of the giving-people-access-to-health care conspiracy. Still, even when Teddy was renting out brothels for himself, he was a man of the people: "Kennedy allegedly invited one of the Embassy chauffeurs to participate in the night’s activities." What a kind man.
This was all obtained from the FBI by the right-wing Judicial Watch, an organization that apparently hates sex and fun:
"The FBI’s reluctance to follow the law and release this material shows that it, too, is not above politics. Our tough fight with the Obama administration shows that it was not keen on letting the American people know that Ted Kennedy, one of Obama’s leftist politician heroes, liked to hang out with communists and prostitutes," said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. "We will continue to investigate why the FBI improperly chose to keep this information secret."
If it was kept secret, it wouldn't be a secret sex party, duh. It would just be a sex party, which sounds gross.