NewsSeptember 10, 2012 01:30 PM
For Bill O'Reilly's Birthday, We Will Do It Live
Bill O'Reilly, it is your birthday! You are 63 years old, maybe! Your friends at Wonket wish you the happiest of birthdays, and many felafels in your future.
Bill O'Reilly, national treasure, unless you are a young lady with big boobs who works for him.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.