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fuflans's avatar

this must be what todd akin was talking about.

bobbert's avatar

It is rather coarse, innit?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You know when you touch spectacular boobs and they feel like a bag of sand?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Vomiting is a climax, in a sense. THANK YOU SEXY BIRTHDAY BILL

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Fat-Arsed, Loud, Arrogant Fuckwit Emulation Language? The only language designed for FIGO (facts in, garbage out ) processing? I think the cover's a chihuahua trying to hump a lady's leg. Or a pink fairy armadillo, I forget which.

jqheywood's avatar

There is no amount of soap of any shade that will wipe the images from my brain.

jqheywood's avatar

Well-played...well-played, indeed!

SullivanSt's avatar

That would be the Nassau County Police Department, in Bill's case.

SullivanSt's avatar

It couldn't escape your .NET?

SullivanSt's avatar

Oh. You're onto my scheme.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Drunk sex is never as good as sober sex. Not anywhere near as good. Not that a man like Bill O'Reilly would be able to appreciate the difference. FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT SOBER.

SullivanSt's avatar

Let's face it. He's hopeless at Smalltalk.

jqheywood's avatar

Yeah, well I dropped my 3 trays of data cards and SPSS job cards that comprised the bulk of my research for my senior thesis down a stairwell and into a puddle made of melted snow right before my deadline. Thinking about it again 30 years later makes me want a scotch. Or a bunch of scotch. Or Irish whiskey. Or beer. But not wine, because then I might end up in a shower with Bill O'Reilly....

Hey fellow geeks, do you think there is an O'Reilly book on FALAFEL programming, and if so, what animal is on the cover?

jqheywood's avatar

Oooh..I may have to use that...