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fuflans's avatar

this must be what todd akin was talking about.

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bobbert's avatar

COBOLOL.

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bobbert's avatar

It is rather coarse, innit?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You know when you touch spectacular boobs and they feel like a bag of sand?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Vomiting is a climax, in a sense. THANK YOU SEXY BIRTHDAY BILL

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Fat-Arsed, Loud, Arrogant Fuckwit Emulation Language? The only language designed for FIGO (facts in, garbage out ) processing? I think the cover's a chihuahua trying to hump a lady's leg. Or a pink fairy armadillo, I forget which.

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jqheywood's avatar

There is no amount of soap of any shade that will wipe the images from my brain.

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jqheywood's avatar

Well-played...well-played, indeed!

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SullivanSt's avatar

That would be the Nassau County Police Department, in Bill's case.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It couldn't escape your .NET?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh. You're onto my scheme.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Drunk sex is never as good as sober sex. Not anywhere near as good. Not that a man like Bill O'Reilly would be able to appreciate the difference. FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT SOBER.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Let's face it. He's hopeless at Smalltalk.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You nixed my fun.

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jqheywood's avatar

Yeah, well I dropped my 3 trays of data cards and SPSS job cards that comprised the bulk of my research for my senior thesis down a stairwell and into a puddle made of melted snow right before my deadline. Thinking about it again 30 years later makes me want a scotch. Or a bunch of scotch. Or Irish whiskey. Or beer. But not wine, because then I might end up in a shower with Bill O'Reilly....

Hey fellow geeks, do you think there is an O'Reilly book on FALAFEL programming, and if so, what animal is on the cover?

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jqheywood's avatar

Oooh..I may have to use that...

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