Bend over, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye, because Gretch, Dooce, and the Rapey One are sticking up for Hussein the Tyrant. There goes the universe! Kabooom!

Of course, they're sticking up for the right of the prezzy to objectify all the ladies -- particularly Cali's own AGILF, Kamala Harris, who is beyooooootiful. But we are going to get our Feminist Card taken away (AGAIN) and agree with them. Big fuckin' deal, Prezzy said that Harris was brilliant, awesome, and "by far the best looking attorney general." Because she is. Who else is even competing? The Cucc? Ghost Eliot Spitzer? Actual Ghost RFK?

We will even say this: as a woman, we do not even get offended when we are whistled at. WHUT? UNPOSSIBLE. (But when you make smacking kissing noises, that is disgusting and stop it we will punch you in the throat.)

Anyway, unusually, Gretchen is actually right, Dooce throws in an actually funny little Eric Holder joke, and -- UNUSUALLY! -- the Rapey One completely misses the boat and starts sexually harassing Gretchen right on stage, for a change, and also thinks every woman should be told exactly where she ranks for hotness at all times, because of course he does.


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