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Fox News Cold Freaking Out Over Obama's Use of Crappy Paper Clip

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Narcissistic personality disorder poster child Steve Doocy and his deranged cohort of subhuman Rupert Murdoch sex toys are mysteriously furious that President Barack Obama would bother to use a cheap, common office supply to cause a stack of papers he is holding not to fall all over the floor. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT LOW-GRADE COMMUNIST PAPER CLIP, OBAMA, DID YOU DIG IT OUT OF STALIN'S GRAVE? What?


[Media Matters]

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Times have been tough for those Trump supporters who are fine with his rampant bigotry but are discovering he's going to screw them like any number of non-wife-like women he totally swears he's never met.

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Jesse Kelly, the failed Arizona congressional candidate who thought he could take Gabby Giffords's former seat with a combination of word salad and support from white supremacists, has landed himself a sweet gig in the wingnuttosphere, where he writes columns for "The Federalist" and recently started a very dumb Youtube channel. This week, his very creative mind brings us a fantasia on America's inevitable slide into socialism, and a vow that unlike lots of sheeple, he won't go down without taking some liberal scalps. He insists he means that metaphorically, which is why he begins by a detailed description of taking a human scalp:

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