Fox News's resident malpract-asshat, Dr. Keith Ablow, has his dickbeaters on the pulse of America. Whether it's accusingmillennials of being lazy and degenerate human waste, concluding that battered women invite domestic violence when they play sports, or saying that allowing yucky transgenders to go potty is the same as getting tattooed in blackface, this is one Lex Luthor impersonator who clearly knows what he's talking about. He's got a piece of paper that says he's a doctor after all!

During another recent shit-fit on the ever astute "Fox & Friends," Ablow sounded his blowhole about the murder of Jennifer Streit-Spears. He had his man-titties in a bunch, not because the woman was murdered, but because her boyfriend and accused killer, Kenneth Alan Amyx, uploaded photos of her bloody body to her Facebook account, and it took 36 hours for Facebook to scrub the post. Ablow thus concluded that Facebook is a drug, and it wants its high-as-a-kite users to document their own homicides. Obviously.