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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

First WTF Word Salad: FIFY putting Fox 'N Friends in place of Facebook.

“Facebook respects no boundaries other than the self, in other words, they want people to express the basest parts of themselves, get lost in it as you would in a drug, but if you then say, ‘Wait, I’m patriotic,’ Wait a second, ‘That’s offensive.'”

Second WTF Word Salad: You know he should be talking about the GOP, Trump and Fox

“Eyeballs focused on self. They want narcissism, not patriotism … It’s the ultimate narcissistic insanity, frankly. That he is celebrating this base act and they’re like, thirty-six hours, we can’t take it down. We know you alerted us to it, but we let people express themselves …”

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I can brew the beer here legally -- still waiting here to grow legally. Once it's legal, though . . . I'll add some bud to my dry hops, most likely resulting in an undrinkable beer.

Stulexington's avatar

Adds new meaning to the phrase "struck Ablow for ..."

Stulexington's avatar

Or maybe you could take out the "under god" bit that shouldn't be there in the first place and then they can tots make the pledge.

Lamashtar's avatar

After reading that cool Huffington article on Trump's possible narcissism, someone linked to another cool article on narcissistic nature. Its really fascinating to read and imagine this is whats going on inside Trump's head: https://medium.com/@Elamika...

jmhm's avatar

Under god was added in the fifties (it was a project of the DAR, at about the time they were screwing with Marian Anderson, so I say it was a pretty cynical exercise to begin with). But even so, there are faiths - the Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones who sued - who consider pledging to anything other than God, including a flag or a nation under God, idolatry.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Who is going to have the nastier scandal when it finally come out: Ablow or Todd Starnes?

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

And calves the size of cantaloupes.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

You have a right to mashed potatoes with brown or cream gravy.

Garlic or GTFO.

RobKanC's avatar

The PC police, thats who..

RobKanC's avatar

no. Cos obviously he takes his iodine every day to escape from the effect of chemtrails unlike the rest of us sheep.

Courser's avatar

Same here. I'm not a big fan of the sportsballs, but I do follow them so I can say something remotely intelligent about the Broncos/Rockies/Avalance/Rapids/and others (Denver has a professional sportsball teams every sport with a professional team (except Jai Ali or whatever that thing that's big in Florida is) in a social setting

But even I was pissed off about the Patriot cheating thing. What's-His-Face can kiss my old saggy ass.

RobKanC's avatar

I think thats for thinking that a black man can be president. Now if he was white and narcissistic then he is qualified to be president..

fredfnord's avatar

I'm seeing little to no discussion of the elephant in the room here: the race of the perpetrator. Why are so many non-Hispanic white men (alleged) child-rapist murderers?

Greg Comlish's avatar

"No! Don't delete the murder photos yet. Let's wait another 36 hours, then delete them. Trust me. It's all part of my evil plan"

- Mark Zuckerburg

Wombat's avatar

I think the thinking was "We don't actually look at any of this stuff unless people complain 50 times."