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BREAKING VERY SURPRISING NEWS! Fox News is having to pay dollars to a former lady host, because she says Fox News men kept grabbing her by the pussy and doing falafels to her. No, really! After the year 2016, which saw Andrea Tantaros suing for all the sexual harassment, and Gretchen Carlson suing for all the sexual harassment, and Megyn Kelly being like "YUP, Roger Ailes slimed me up too," you might have thought that the problem left the building when Roger Ailes did. You silly goose! Roger Ailes might be gone, but Bill O'Reilly and lots of other Fox dudes are still there, and their dingle-dangles are still a-waggin'!

This case specifically involves BillO, Jack Abernethy (the new co-president of Fox News) and former lady host Juliet Huddy:

Huddy, who joined Fox News in 1998, previously served as host on the Fox & Friends weekend edition. In 2010, Huddy had a regular segment on The O’Reilly Factor branded “Did You See That?” and then again a few years later, one called “Mad as Hell” where she would be on set with O’Reilly. Huddy claimed in the legal letter to the network, that her position on O’Reilly’s show and the Fox News cable network came to an abrupt end “in retaliation for rebuffing Mr. O’Reilly’s advances.”

The six-page notice from Huddy’s attorney contains certain lurid allegations against O’Reilly and also claims of harassment by newly installed Fox News Co-President Jack Abernethy from when he served as CEO of the Fox Television Stations.

LURID, you say? Oh, it's just a bunch of stuff about O'Reilly trying to cram his tongue down her throat when she visited his house and making dirty phone calls and generally just being a rancid, rapey piece of shit. (Remember how Andrea Tantaros's lawsuit said BillO was always trying to get her to come to his house, for seXXXual reasons?)

Here's the part where the New York Times refers to Bill O'Reilly jacking off with his penis over the telephone:

The letter includes allegations that Mr. O’Reilly had called Ms. Huddy repeatedly and that it sometimes sounded like he was masturbating. He invited her to his house on Long Island, tried to kiss her, took her to dinner and the theater, and after asking her to return a key to his hotel room, appeared at the door in his boxer shorts, according to the letter.

BRB bleaching our brain to death. So, with the gross stuff at his Long Island house and the gross weenus-whacking on the telephone, we are of course wondering whether O'Reilly told Huddy he wanted to put the falafel thing on her pussy, lightly, or put wine into her body intravenously, like he did with his associate producer Andrea Mackris. Did he tell Huddy the story about the "little short brown woman" of the Balinese persuasion who was AMAZED when she saw his smokin' hot dick? Chicks LOVE that story, right?

According to the Times, Huddy was not a fan of any of this, and when she tried to tell O'Reilly to fuck off, he (of course) retaliated by trying to sink her career and her morale. The allegations against Abernethy are similar, that he was always trying to get her to come to his office (grossly, we imagine) and that he started "trashing her" when she did not exhibit that she was DTF.

Huddy, who according to LawNewz left the network THE DAY AFTER Gretchen Carlson's big settlement was announced, was reportedly paid in the "high six figures" to just go away, although none of the money came out of O'Reilly's or Abernethy's piggy banks. Fox News says Huddy's allegations are all dirty lies, but they WOULD say that.

In summary and in conclusion, all the men at Fox News are gross and pervy, ALLEGEDLY, water is wet, the sky is blue, and Donald Trump is a pussburglar.

[LawNewz / New York Times]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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