Fox News Pedobear Steals Children's Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism

Oh conservative blogger and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder, Pedobear, really? That is how you are dressed while you steal children's candy to "redistribute" it to make your waggish point about taxes = theft or whatever your bullshit is today? Sadface, Steven Crowder. Sadface! But let us get on to the "meat" of your "argument." Is it as clever and hilarious as your thing about Batman? (No. Nothing could ever be as hilarious as that -- except the time you went all icky about finally porking your bride after you were like a 30-year-old virgin or something, which was the funniest thing in the world. (Oh, that one was you being sincere about how superior the two of you were to all those lusty drunky fornicators? Our "bad.")

Anyway, good luck with your not-at-all radical fundamentalist extremist push to remove progressive taxation from the United States! Because that is a VERY popular cause among Americans of all stripes, and not just the 20 percent of Bircher loons who will vote for ANYTHING. (Our favorite example of the 20 percent loon rule is when, after the 2000 Florida debacle, California had a ballot initiative stating that all legally cast votes must be counted. Twenty percent voted no!)

Once you get as many people agreeing with you on taxing millionaires less as believe in demonic possession, then maybe we'll start to worry. Till then, have fun making children weep!

[ RawStory ]