Every single day during this campaign, Donald Trump has said or done eight stupid things by breakfast. Then he does more stupid stuff the rest of the day, because that is how he is. And you probably have been sitting there thinking, "How is it possible that one man is really so stupid, so unprepared for the office he's running for, that he acts the way he does?" You will be unsurprised to find out that it's not Trump's fault actually, but rather Barack Obama's and Hillary Clinton's fault, for constantly forcing Trump to take their bait and make himself look dumb in the process.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/605444/donald-trump-just-kidding-when-he-called-barack-obama-founder-of-isis-just-kidding-no-he-wasnt"></a>[/wonkbar]We learned this on the Fox News network, from Fox News lady Kimberly Guilfoyle, who was trying to explain why it's UNFAIR that Trump gets shit for saying Obama founded ISIS, but Hillary got a pass for saying Trump is ISIS's greatest recruiter. Isn't that the same thing? Trump says Obama LITERALLY founded ISIS, and Hillary says Trump's incitement of hatred against Muslims is a great recruitment tool for the group. QED, SHUT UP THEY ARE TOO THE SAME:

ERIC BOLLING (CO-HOST): Alright, K.G., so he says ISIS founder, she says ISIS recruiter. At the end of the -- I mean, what's the difference?

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE (CO-HOST): Oh, well it's just a double standard. [...] He knows what he's thinking, but it's about now being very careful to choose your words to make sure that they don't misconstrue it.

And what you've seen is a concerted effort, really -- it's like the most unholy partnership of all time between the Obama administration, Hillary Clinton, constantly making comments trying to bait Trump into saying something that will sidetrack him, and then the mainstream media refusing to cover the same things when Hillary says it -- but it's -- which is very difficult to catch, given the fact that it was like, what, 240-plus days before she did a press conference to answer a question?

They are so mean! It's like Hillary is running for president against a thin-skinned bag of ferret testicles, and she's exploiting that to make her more likely to get elected! Where does she get off?

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/605195/barack-obama-cant-stop-loling-at-that-dumb-whack-off-donald-trump"></a>[/wonkbar]And look, Obama and Hillary DO bait Trump, and it is glorious. Elizabeth Warren baits him, because it is easy and she enjoys making Trump cry. Hell, when Khizr Khan spoke at the Democratic National Convention, that was bait. "Here, Donald Trump, we have found a patriotic Muslim man whose son died for his country. What are you gonna do about it?" Now, if Trump was literally anybody else on the planet, that would not have been bait, but Trump is Trump, so he crammed his foot in his mouth repeatedly and it dominated the news cycle for over a week.

So really, damn that Hillary Clinton, for running against the dumbest, most unhinged man-baby in the universe, and damn Obama for supporting his party's nominee for president, THANKS OBAMA, THANKS HILLARY.

[Media Matters]

Evan Hurst

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