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Fox Troll: Why Isn't Obama Apologizing To Cop Who Murdered Michael Brown?

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Hide your kids, hide your wife, Fox dick Todd Starnes ison his twitter machine again! What has Nobama done to murder America this time? He sent a statement of condolence to the family of Michael Brown, but hasn't condoled with the unnamed cop who shot Brown till Brown was dead. Why no condolences for the cop, Tyrant Usurper? Killin' unarmed boys while they're kneeling with their hands up is no grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup! It's a hard day's work!


The Daily Beast has a whole collection of Starnes tweets demanding condolence calls for a wide array of folks, but this is the one we like best:

Do you? Do you sense a pattern, Todd Starnes? That is weird, because we sense a pattern too. Oh wait, no, only two of those people are dead for being black. The third guy just got arrested for going in his own front door. We guess we will just have to keep staring and staring at it until something pops up!

[ReadingIsForSnobs / DailyBeast]

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On Monday, Gloria Vanderbilt -- socialite, jeans lady, and mom of Anderson Cooper -- passed away at the age of 95. In more normal times, this would merely result in a few obituaries and tributes about her life, and the requisite few RIP tweets.

Unfortunately, we do not live in normal times. These days, no celebrity can die without it becoming the purview of the crazypants QAnon cult, followers of which believe that no one ever dies under normal circumstances, especially not 95-year-old ladies.

Vanderbilt and her family were already something of an obsession with these people due to several "Q proofs" accusing her of doing magic spells, wearing magic illuminati owl necklaces, and [checks notes] doing something involving "red shoes," which the QAnon people think people only wear if they love sacrificing children to Satan.

Yes, this is a thing. No, I do not know if they are also mad at Elvis Costello.

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