Hey kids, you know that oldie song by the band called The Cure? Pffffffft, you don't know it, you weren't even born.
Here's your briefing!
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Wonkette is funded ENTIRELY by a few thousand people like you. If you're not already, would you pls consider being the few thousandth and one?
Do your Amazon shopping through this link, because reasons .
Say what you will, David, but the market rewards people who pioneer hot-or-not websites.
I think Brooks might be right about ugly people getting paid less, but it seems like a dumb comparison.