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Funny Blogger Tells Ted Cruz Rally To Murder All The Californians

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Do you live in Texas? Are you a dick? Then you probably thought this Fox News guest and Pajamas Media blogger, Bill Whittle, was pretty freakin' hi-larious when he told the folks at a Ted Cruz rally Saturday that it is time to murder all the people from California! All the people in the audience hooted and cheered and clapped and shouted things like "YES, LET'S SHOOT THE PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA WITH GUNS!" and "WE LOVE MURDERING PEOPLE WE DISAGREE WITH POLITICALLY!" and "THEY ARE SUCH FASCISTS JUST LIKE STALIN AND POL POT WE SURE WOULD LOVE TO TO MAKE THEM DEAD, WITH GRENADES AND BAZOOKAS AND SUCH, FOR VOTING DIFFERENTLY FROM US!" and also, probably, something about how only faggots drive Prii.

Raw Story has the transcripts. Let's steal some!

“You will see a lot of cars coming west heading east on Interstate 10, and they’re going to have California license plates on them,” Whittle said, as the crowd begins to laugh. “Now, if you see these cars pull into rest areas or hotels or restaurants, that’s fine; wave goodbye, make sure they go out on the Louisiana end.”

“But if you see them pull off into residential areas, you need to open fire on these vehicles immediately,” Whittle said, as the crowd laughs appreciatively and applauds loudly. “Immediately. Not with 9mm or AR rounds; you need to put mortars on those things, you cannot take any chances.” [...]

He suggested that no judge would convict them of opening fire on California residents.

“What’s the worst that could happen to you?” Whittle said. “I mean, honestly, this is Texas, right? You’ll stand in front of a Texas judge, (and) he’ll say, ‘Did you shoot up that car full of Californians?’ You’ll say yes, he’ll say why. You’ll say, ‘Well, your honor, they needed killing.’ And he’ll say, ‘We’ll strike a medal in your honor,’ and off you go.”

Oh man, that is some high fucking comedy -- HANG EM HIGH, are we right ladies and germs! -- about killing your fellow Americans. Which is just a joke you guys, jeez so sensitive all the time when people say you should be dead. God, lighten up, Francine. (We called you Francine instead of Francis because obviously only a total feminized girly puss would get all madface about people wanting you to die. Also, because you are gay.)

[RawStory]

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