George Zimmerman Made New Finger Painting For Racist, Gun-Fondling BFF

Aren't those amendments part of the AMERICAN constitution?

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot cage artistic genius. Instead, he is doing art again, which is good and healthy and nice, because it's real hard to aim and shoot at teenagers when your hands are all messy with finger paint:

George Zimmerman is unloading a bunch of paintings that illustrate his take on the Confederate Flag controversy -- and he's even offering a bonus prize to one lucky art collector.

Zimmerman is teaming up with Florida Gun Supply to sell signed and numbered prints of his Confederate Flag painting to help pay legal costs for his friend.

The ad on Florida Gun Supply's website says anyone who buys a print will be entered to win the original painting of Zimmerman's stars and bars (which could be worth up to $100,000!).

OR MORE! We imagine among the sorts of people who would be connoisseurs of Zimmerman's "art," the dollar value goes up each time he either Stands His Ground or has a little "accident" with a gun or something. He's only 31 years old (fucking millennial), so these masterpieces are ONLY going to appreciate.

Here is a video of Zimmerman explaining where he got the idea to do a special Confederate flag painting, because every decent grad school art program will tell you that a cohesive artist's statement is a MUST if you want to be taken seriously as an artist:

Evan Hurst

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