Whatever God is up to these days -- forwarding spam emails to the Pope, watching Sex and the City reruns, filling up NFL fan message boards with gripes about the players' lockout under His "RickPerryIsAGoon" handle -- only earns Him the job approval stamp from 52% of Americans. That is not so bad for a retired guy? Meanwhile, loser Barack Obama is only slightly behind with his 45% approval ratings, because he at least shows up for work.

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