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GOP Rep: Student Loans Will Lead To A Holocaust Run By German-Americans, Obviously

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Way out in the western part of the great state of Maryland is a mountainous land that is mostly rural and white and working class, more Winter's Bone than The Wire. This corner of the state has been represented approximately forever by Roscoe Bartlett, an 86-year-old Republican who has something of a reputation of being "one of the sane ones" on that side of the aisle. But ol' Roscoe is in a tough re-election fight this year, so he's had to maybe pander a little bit, to improve his poll numbers. Like, telling your constituents at a town hall meeting that federally subsidized student loans will basically lead to a new Holocaust, a Holocaust perpetrated by the millions of German-Americans who are just lurking among us, just waiting for their orders from their dead Nazi overlords to rise up and slaughter the Jews -- that's what they want to hear, right? That'll get votes?

We feel mildly bad for poor old Roscoe, because the mean Democratic-run state government gerrymandered the crap out of his district last year so that it now contains lots of irritating liberal suburbanites in Montgomery County. (In the process, they packed more Republican voters into the district of the awful Andy Harris, ensuring he'll be around forever, gross.) But still, that's the the kind of scenario when you want to pivot towards the middle a bit, not tell people that the federally subsidized student loans that huge numbers of Americans hold are the first step on the road to Nazi treachery, as he does in this video!

If you didn't follow that (and of course you didn't, because he's a mumbly old man and the sound in the video is terrible), Bartlett's logic goes like this, as interpreted by the Washington Post:

  • Student loans are fine, really, there's nothing wrong with them.
  • But if you look at the Constitution, it doesn't explicitly say that the Federal government should have any role in education.
  • If the Federal government does something good that isn't in the Constitution, what's to keep it from doing something bad that isn't in the Constitution?
  • Something like ... the Holocaust???
  • Speaking of the Holocaust, there sure are a lot of Americans of German descent. Just sayin'.

Bartlett subsequently apologized for invoking the 20th century's worst horror in response to a low-key question about education policy, and for questioning the loyalty of the German Volk on American soil. He did not, naturally, apologize for saying that a program that for decades has provided access to higher education for non-rich Americans is unconstitutional. [WaPo]

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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