Harry Reid Wants To Outlaw All Of Your Favorite Prostitutes


Hungry Rentboys Against Reid

  • Harry Reid made a special cameo appearance in Carson City yesterday, where he spoke to the Nevada legislature and "an audience that included a legal brothel owner, legal prostitutes and the legal industry’s state lobbyist." How did Harry Reid win over his whore-loving audience? Perhaps he flattered them with his world-famous compliments? ("It's a great honor to be here with you all. You are all such well-spoken Negroes.") Nope, incorrect! Harry Reid decided to start rambling about how it's time to outlaw prostitution. Why is it time, Harry Reid? And why do you say these things, to professional whores and brothel curators? Here is a typical sentence, from THE POLITICO: "The whorehouse owner in attendance, Dennis Hof of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, told reporters on the scene: 'Harry Reid will have to pry the cathouse keys from my cold, dead hands.'" Okay? [Politico]

  • An undercover TSA agent and his handgun passed through an airport sexytime radiation booth without any problems whatsoever. [NBC]

  • Colonel/Kernel Kadhafi says that he will personally go door-to-door and murder every Libyan (sometimes called "canvassing"), which is actually unsurprising, considering that his mercenary death squads have already slaughtered an estimated 1,000 people. We are witnessing large-scale slaughter. (Take another sip from your Starbucks mudbutt latte and find your favorite cat picture -- everything will be okay!) [NYT]


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