Monkeypox -- named for the lab monkey who discovered it after being injected with horrible diseases by cruel humans -- is probably going to kill you, tomorrow:
There is no cure, and it makes your skin look like this. Smallpox or its vaccine immunizes people to monkeypox, but since smallpox was declared eradicated, the number of monkeypox cases has surged. In 2003, cases of monkeypox were found in the U.S. after the virus jumped from rats in Africa to American prairie dog owners.
This virus comes from Africa , does it? Isn't Kenya near there? Just sayin'.
Same here. You know how some folks snort their coffee or soda on the computer when they read something funny? Well I just did the same thing, except it was my lunch...after it was safely ensconced in my belly.
Best comment from the article:
'I'm coo coo for Koko's pox!'