Has Barack Obama Infected the Entire Country With MONKEYPOX?
Monkeypox -- named for the lab monkey who discovered it after being injected with horrible diseases by cruel humans -- is probably going to kill you, tomorrow:
There is no cure, and it makes your skin look like this. Smallpox or its vaccine immunizes people to monkeypox, but since smallpox was declared eradicated, the number of monkeypox cases has surged. In 2003, cases of monkeypox were found in the U.S. after the virus jumped from rats in Africa to American prairie dog owners.
This virus comes from Africa, does it? Isn't Kenya near there? Just sayin'.