Monkeypox -- named for the lab monkey who discovered it after being injected with horrible diseases by cruel humans -- is probably going to kill you, tomorrow: There is no cure, and it makes your skin look like this. Smallpox or its vaccine immunizes
Same here. You know how some folks snort their coffee or soda on the computer when they read something funny? Well I just did the same thing, except it was my lunch...after it was safely ensconced in my belly.
No cock joke! Do I have to do everything around here? Let's see, pun monkeypox as monkeycox, chimp-dick/limp-dick, a huge penis walks into a bar.... Nah, this isn't working.
Oh, got it.
On their honeymoon night, the groom began to undress. As he pulled down his trousers, his bride said "What happened to your knees?" He replied "I had kneezels as a kid." After he took off his socks, she said "What happened to your toes?" He replied, "I got toe-nail poisoning when I was 14." After he pulled down his underwear, she said "I know, you had small-cox."
Same here. You know how some folks snort their coffee or soda on the computer when they read something funny? Well I just did the same thing, except it was my lunch...after it was safely ensconced in my belly.
Best comment from the article:
'I'm coo coo for Koko's pox!'
No cock joke! Do I have to do everything around here? Let's see, pun monkeypox as monkeycox, chimp-dick/limp-dick, a huge penis walks into a bar.... Nah, this isn't working.
Oh, got it.
On their honeymoon night, the groom began to undress. As he pulled down his trousers, his bride said "What happened to your knees?" He replied "I had kneezels as a kid." After he took off his socks, she said "What happened to your toes?" He replied, "I got toe-nail poisoning when I was 14." After he pulled down his underwear, she said "I know, you had small-cox."