Heal Your Broken Soul With The Soothing Sounds Of Honey Boo Boo's New Single
Of course Mama June is in it too.
It's been a week, all right. Carly Fiorina has shown us that she is the CEO of Lying, about Planned Parenthood, about gay marriage, and also about Planned Parenthood some more. Pope Francis has been doing whiplash to our hearts, as we learned he met with Kim Davis, but then learned he regrets ever seeing her bigot face, because she sucks, but he also brunched with his bestie gays, so everything is right in the world again?
No it's not, because we are also, of course, reeling from yet another mass shooting that couldn't have been prevented, because that's what we do in America.
So, Honey Boo Boo's debut single. Whether this cleanses your soul or just adds to your emotional roller coaster depends on you. It's called "Movin' Up," and it is a song, all right!
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God is dead.
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