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Mama June is desperately grabbing for anything to keep pimping this child.

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A glutton for punishment are you?

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makes me feel all tingly and yet angsty...I'll be in my bunk...

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I'm sorry, I cannot force myself to watch this. I never even considered clicking for an instant. I have suffered enough.

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Played the whole thing. Does that count?

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Definitely an interesting place. Wish America was more like it and less like Zimbabwe.

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well, I finally got to see this Honey Boo Boo. This must be that American Exceptionalism I have been reading so much about on SarahTV.

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that child looks like she has had serious issues since before birth.

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I have had it a couple of times. Very root beery, but also VERY SWEET! It's almost like alcoholic root beer syrup. On the plus side though, there is practically no alcohol taste or bite. Your mileage may vary; I found it to be a bit overly sweet, but others may like it. It does taste like genuine root beer.

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I like root beer and always have. I practically grew up on Hires Root Beer.

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Eating kale will do it also, but that method requires real dedication because kale.

If you really want to get festive for the holidays, eat kale for half the week, then switch to eating red beets for the other half.

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Throw them from a bridge for Muskrat Love.

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Her handlers have made her fat and retarded. Yeah, I said it. She can't even do her own fucking bop. I got 30 seconds in, that's what I get for having a hangover today.

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WORDS CANNOT CONVEY, ahhh, yes they can. Disgusting, gross, vile,embarrassing.What is wrong with these in-bred backwoods Things???

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Rant on>

And this affects her music or her voice how? Do you understand the shock of hearing her for the first time? Sitting and watching an old 405 line Black and White TV and hearing that voice come soaring out of a tiny speaker was a revelation.

Ever listen to the Stones? By your standard they're just a cover band. By the standards of Charlie Watts they're just a cover band. For much of their early work The Beatles were hugely derivative and so was Dylan so was Dusty doing Northern Soul and Janis using Lady Day standards. Madness, (B) Specials and others in the Ska/2Tone/Black and White/Rock Steady revival borrowed from their Caribbean progenitors and make no secret of the matter, listen to Suggs talk about Prince Buster sometime - or better still listen to this.

https://youtu.be/T_srIE-YAb8

Chubby Checker and early Elvis were just white boys stealing from others, but Marley and the Wailers were "just" Rasta's building on their heritage, take the time to check out original calypso beats (not the weak-kneed stuff sold to the US and UK public).

All music is derivative. From Hildegard of Bingen through to Dildo but that makes it no less wonderful. Johann Sebastian (Mighty) Bach was not above nicking a theme, filing off the serial number and selling it as his own and as for Mozart or Beethoven ...

< Rant off

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Gee a new way to get money from the rubes who are rubier than the Honey Boo Boo clan. Amazing.

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