Here Is A Jimmy Carter Caption Contest, For Your Weekend Amusement!

Historian Michael Beschloss tweeted this awesome picture of James Earl Carter wearing an Allman Brothers T-Shirt while campaigning in 1976, and Twitter smart person Seth Cansler Clark summed up its content quite succinctly: "GEORGIA AS HELL!"

But we know you, the Wonkeratti, can do even better. And so we present you with this caption contest: Come up with a funny caption in the comments, or if you're so inclined, e-mail your caption to doktorzoom at-sign wonkette dot com.

Deadline is Sunday-ish, or whenever we remember to come back and pick a winner, who will receive some lovely Wonkette swag! Yes, a real prize, not an "iPhone." Also, we gotta advise you to look at the alt-text: we have totally pre-empted the obvious SNL reference, which is so stunningly obvious that we had no choice but to spur you to do even better, even if the ceiling looks like it's dripping, man.

Good luck!

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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