Here Is Miley Cyrus's Boob, And Other Top Important Happy Nice Time News
What have we got on tap for you at our sister site in Our Glorious Empire today?
Miley Cyrus's boob and nipple? Check.
The nice Christian lady who didn't even freak out about her Double Satan Macchiatos we already told you about? Yup.
This very bad Vegas nightclub not being racially transcendent? Oh absolutely.
A teary obit for Frankie Knuckles, the house DJ who made a thousand million gay kids happy? Sadly yes.
And non-Miley sideboob. Go get it, tigers.
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