Here Is Your Annual Thanksgiving Sarah Palin Turkey Day Massacre, For 'Tradition'
Feeling a bit low this Thanksgiving? A bit like something is just...missing? Could be because you have been waiting, longing, for Wonkette's sort-of-annual Thanksgiving tradition. As a parade is to Macy's, Sarah Palin's interview-cum-turkey-slaughter-horror-show is to Wonkette. And really, what news story is more Wonkette-ish than Sarah Palin yammering on obliviously as turkeys are ground to bits behind her by the most stereotypically gomer-ish guy Alaska could produce?
Your Wonkette began this noble tradition in 2008, with Jim Newell's brief but paradigm-shifting post, in which Jim coined the all too necessary phrase "Sarah Palin/Turkey Grinder Bloodporn." Mindful of our duty to bring you hard-hitting news you can use, we quickly updated Jim's story with additional reporting that the cameraman for the Palin Bloodfest had won many awards! Ken Layne weighed in in 2010 to remind us to never forget the terror and joy of turkey slaughter day.
Who are we kidding? We just really wanted an excuse to post this youtube video again, complete with smug MSNBC anchordude faux-warning you to not watch it when of course you're going to watch it.
Merry Thanksgiving, America.
The Pope and Sarah Palin are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.The ex-everything and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Sarah says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your supporters, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."Palin seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope punched her.
Oh, the turkanamity!!