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CultureNovember 26, 2015 05:00 PM
Here Is Your Annual Thanksgiving Sarah Palin Turkey Day Massacre, For 'Tradition'
Your Wonkette began this noble tradition in 2008, with Jim Newell's brief but paradigm-shifting post, in which Jim coined the all too necessary phrase "Sarah Palin/Turkey Grinder Bloodporn." Mindful of our duty to bring you hard-hitting news you can use, we quickly updated Jim's story with additional reporting that the cameraman for the Palin Bloodfest had won many awards! Ken Layne weighed in in 2010 to remind us to never forget the terror and joy of turkey slaughter day.
Who are we kidding? We just really wanted an excuse to post this youtube video again, complete with smug MSNBC anchordude faux-warning you to not watch it when of course you're going to watch it.
Merry Thanksgiving, America.