Feeling a bit low this Thanksgiving? A bit like something is just...missing? Could be because you have been waiting, longing, for Wonkette's sort-of-annual Thanksgiving tradition. As a parade is to Macy's, Sarah Palin's interview-cum-turkey-slaughter-horror-show is to Wonkette. And really, what news story is more Wonkette-ish than Sarah Palin yammering on obliviously as turkeys are ground to bits behind her by the most stereotypically gomer-ish guy Alaska could produce?
Speaking of Thanksgiving massacres, Arlo Guthrie will be performing the 50th Anniversary Alice's Restaurant concert at Carnegie Hall on Saturday night. PBS will be broadcasting it on Tuesday.
Stop mocking Sarah you bunch of losers, she is a nice, kind , generous lady.I heard that Sarah is inviting all the poors to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house.That shows how much she cares.
The Pope and Sarah Palin are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.The ex-everything and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Sarah says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your supporters, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."Palin seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
Poor Sarah! Such a blessed Christian lady with a disabled son/grandson and the lame stream media can't stop hating on her and her poor daughter Bristol and Track and you are all sinner loosers and will go to hedoubletoothpicks.
Oh, the turkanamity!!
"We are aware of all Internet traditions."
If you're going to be traditional, that should be spelled massacree.
Palin's turkee slaughter & Preznit Giv Me Turkee in one post?!? It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
They clearly did not blur out the goriest parts, I can see the Snowbilly Queen yammering away her word salad throughout the whole clip!
No, Mr. Turkey, I expect you to die.
Nice try, thanks.
Oh, the inanity!
Speaking of Thanksgiving massacres, Arlo Guthrie will be performing the 50th Anniversary Alice's Restaurant concert at Carnegie Hall on Saturday night. PBS will be broadcasting it on Tuesday.
http://www.carnegiehall.org...
The old phrase 'as full of shit as a Thanksgiving turkey' has been replaced by 'as full of shit as Sarah Palin'.
Stop mocking Sarah you bunch of losers, she is a nice, kind , generous lady.I heard that Sarah is inviting all the poors to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house.That shows how much she cares.
The Pope and Sarah Palin are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.The ex-everything and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Sarah says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your supporters, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."Palin seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope punched her.
Happy Black Friday Eve!.
Leave Sarah alone! <sob>
Ya' gotta' love somebody. Can I choose not this one?
Poor Sarah! Such a blessed Christian lady with a disabled son/grandson and the lame stream media can't stop hating on her and her poor daughter Bristol and Track and you are all sinner loosers and will go to hedoubletoothpicks.