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FauxAntocles's avatar

Oh, the turkanamity!!

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

"We are aware of all Internet traditions."

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malsperanza's avatar

If you're going to be traditional, that should be spelled massacree.

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Napoleon Marsupial's avatar

Palin's turkee slaughter & Preznit Giv Me Turkee in one post?!? It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

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tehbaddr's avatar

They clearly did not blur out the goriest parts, I can see the Snowbilly Queen yammering away her word salad throughout the whole clip!

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BloviateMe's avatar

No, Mr. Turkey, I expect you to die.

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Rick Hill's avatar

Nice try, thanks.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Oh, the inanity!

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Nounverb911's avatar

Speaking of Thanksgiving massacres, Arlo Guthrie will be performing the 50th Anniversary Alice's Restaurant concert at Carnegie Hall on Saturday night. PBS will be broadcasting it on Tuesday.

http://www.carnegiehall.org...

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chascates's avatar

The old phrase 'as full of shit as a Thanksgiving turkey' has been replaced by 'as full of shit as Sarah Palin'.

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witsended's avatar

Stop mocking Sarah you bunch of losers, she is a nice, kind , generous lady.I heard that Sarah is inviting all the poors to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house.That shows how much she cares.

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witsended's avatar

The Pope and Sarah Palin are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.The ex-everything and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Sarah says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your supporters, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."Palin seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope punched her.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Happy Black Friday Eve!.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Leave Sarah alone! <sob>

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r m reddicks's avatar

Ya' gotta' love somebody. Can I choose not this one?

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PUAAN's avatar

Poor Sarah! Such a blessed Christian lady with a disabled son/grandson and the lame stream media can't stop hating on her and her poor daughter Bristol and Track and you are all sinner loosers and will go to hedoubletoothpicks.

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