Here Is Your New 'Elizabeth Warren: She Was Warned' Shirt, To Cover Your Persistent Bosoms!
You guys, Shy made you this shirt! Or coffee cup, or children's clothes, maybe a lunch box? I don't know! It is Elizabeth Warren: warned and #PERSISTing, because of how Mitch McConnell ball gagged her on the Senate floor!
(Elizabeth Warren, McConnell said, had been "uncivil" to her Senate colleague Jeff Sessions, Trump's nominee for Attorney General, by reading things the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's widow, the late Coretta Scott King, had said about Sessions, like that he had "chilled" the voting rights of black people. Jeff Sessions is only allowed complimentary criticisms! Like so!)
Go here, and buy it on all the things! And don't say we never gave you nothing, NERDS WHAT LOVE NERD STUFF!
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