Hero Hawaii Democrat Going Around Smashing Homeless People's Stuff, Because They Are 'Disgusting' -- Wait, What?


Hawaii News Now - KGMB and KHNL

What the everloving fuck, Hawaii? You are so cool! You are HAWAII. Prezzy Bamz was born in you! You were multicultural before multiculturalism was Satan's immigrant basket! Everybody is all mellow and high and gets along unless you are in Makaha or accidentally crash someone's house party in Waipio Valley, in which case mad wahines might try to fight you and the cops don't even go down there because they are scared of the 50 crazy people who live there and their feuds! At least, everybody is mellow and high and gets along except this state representative -- AND DEMOCRAT -- Tom Brower, who has been going around smashing homeless people's fucking meager belongings, because of how homeless people are "disgusting" and he is going to solve the problem, WHAT!

Noting that he’s “disgusted” with homeless people, Brower told the Honolulu Star-Advertiser about his own personal brand of “justice”: “If I see shopping carts that I can’t identify, I will destroy them so they can’t be pushed on the streets.” Brower has waged this campaign for two weeks, estimating that he’s smashed about 30 shopping carts in the process.

“I want to do something practical that will really clean up the streets,” he explained to Hawaii News Now as he showed off his property destruction skills while sporting an Armani Exchange hat.

We don't have much to add to this because of how our brains ESSPLODED all over our keyboards -- except to add that for once (ONCE) you can read the comments at HawaiiNewsNow and not want to napalm yourself or the rest of the entire human race.

[HawaiiNewsNow, via ThinkProgress]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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