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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This makes total sense. I can't wait till he rolls out his anti-littering campaign, where he sets fire to convenience stores, where they sell all those pre-litter items.

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bobbert's avatar

That's one o' them "symbolic" votes. At the way-beyond-optimistic end, $100K might move 400 of those estimated 17,000.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

build the danged shopping cart fence!!1!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hope they specified "flight by airplane." Otherwise this guy might be using the shopping cart parts to build a giant catapult.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His children may be shackled to a porch wearing dead poultry.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Seriously? It never occurred to this fool to gather up the carts and return them. Bubbles is disappointed, he could have used the money. Sans snark, did this titwhisker ever look at why people are moving their belongs around in shopping carts? Or, gads, go talk to some homeless folks and find out what they need ?

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diogenez's avatar

Does this guy have a primary challenge from a Tea Party candidate? What the hell??

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TundraGrifter's avatar

About 30 years ago a kid who had been a few years behind me in high school got married and went to Hawaii on his honeymoon. He and his bride vanished on a hike in the mountains.

The general theory was they stumpled on somebody's weed plantation and that was that.

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Mahousu's avatar

Yeah, but it's ok because SOCIALISM.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

this guy is way too uptight. I think he really needs to get lei'd

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