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George W. Bush Finally Endorses Romney at Ornate Elevator Door-Shutting Ceremony

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At last, the only endorsement that matters: George W. Bush supports... Obama,again?... no, the other one, Willard McScalp-o-tron. It must have been the tales of privileged schoolboy terorrizing that ultimately won over Bush's heart. Gotta make'm earn it, the Bushes like to say. Anyway, Romney better get started moving into the White House right now, because this endorsement hands him the election. Where'd they hold the presser, anyway? Classic "gay weekend at the ranch" type thing? Close. It was more like Bush just hollered something half-assed through closing elevator doors.


Bush was back in Washington on a nostalgia tour today, giving his staple human rights speech ("Kill the humans so that one day they may enjoy rights") and getting ready to hit his favorite gay gym when who shows up, some reporter.

“I’m for Mitt Romney,” Bush told ABC News this morning as the doors of an elevator closed on him, after he gave a speech on human rights a block from his old home — the White House.

Ugh, these endorsements always have the most gaudy theatrics. People are struggling out there.

[ABC News]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

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by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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