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Hey Idiots, Can You Tell Bill O'Reilly Who Put the Moon Up There?

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Okay, wise guys, Bill O'Reilly heard the Internet snickering when he debuted his "Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out" catchphrase last month, showing the world he doesn't know how ocean tides happen. Alright, so you think the Moon is doing this. O'Reilly has a response: "How da Moon get dere?" AIRTIGHT ARGUMENT, SIR.


For anyone who believes that in a giant sprawling universe, there's a pretty good chance intelligent life will randomly come together somewhere, please read the following lines of text:

How da Moon get dere?

How da Moon get dere?

How da Moon get dere?

How da Moon get dere?

How da Moon get dere?

How da Sun get dere?

How da Moon get dere?

How da Moon get dere?

How dit get dere?

See, now you believe in God. It was so desperate of you to think you were made of the things you see around you rather than fucking magic. Because fucking magic is the obvious cause of all things.

(As we all know, the Moon was put there by the NASA, who made a fake moon so we could land on it. It was all staged!) [Videogum]

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