Hey Seattle, You Wanna Park? (TUESDAY! TONIGHT!)
The answer is NO you do NOT want to park, because we have our baaaaby with us, and you are not :/ . What you want to do is meet us at the park, for noshes and chums, the friend kind, not the bait.
Golden Gardens, from 4 p.m. to 7 (but doubtless we'll stay later), look for us near Meadow Point!
I have nothing else clever to say here, but your Portlander comrades brought such lovely things from their gardens, and pots, and salmons, and wines, and let's all do the same tonight!
Come and be nourished,
in Jesus's name in Mike Huckabee's name, amen.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.