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No pitchers? No comments which aren't allowed? I feel sure I speak for the greater Wonkette community when I say, we are disappoint.

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Yes. FIVE! Not four, but FIVE disappoint critters. 125% of the normal cute critters. Do you feel bad now? YOU SHOULD!!!

ETA: I hope a fantastic time was had by all!

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So, drive toward the water and look for the giant pointing hand?

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As an oldz, I will have to go on record as saying manbuns are stupid.

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They are the mullet of the 21st Century.

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Aniswok,. This is the happiest best start to my Wonkette day. Many thanks. The next best thing will be pix.

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10q! 10q berry much! *bows elegantly, leans over too far, falls on face* Uh. I MEANT TO DO THAT!

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Would have loved to have been there, but traffic and grueling work hours. But as long as you had fun.

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Everyone can bring one friend.

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I'm driving up from Tacoma and will get there a bit after 7pm. But I will bring COOKIES and BEER!

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I hope y'all have a yuuuuuuuuge turnout!

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Skip ahead a bit, Brother.

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Can I still park, but in a different city?

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Wait just one fruitbat pickin' minute....

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You know Hillary's body double?

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You're not gonna get the good tacos in Seattle...

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