Hey Trump, When You've Lost Benghazi Congressidiot Trey Gowdy, It's Time To STFU
Right about a thing somehow?
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL! Well! Longtime readers of this mommyblog who are #InTheTank for Hillary Clinton know allllll about idiot South Carolina GOP Rep. Trey Gowdy. He was the one who ate, drank, slept and pooped "BENGHAZI!!!!!!111!!!" for ONE MILLION YEARS, and when it was revealed that his endless investigation into "BENGHAZIIII!!!!111!!!!1ELEVEN!" had been a giant waste of time and taxpayer money that produced literally no new information, he pretty much demanded we accept that he DID SO find the smoking gun, and that Hillary should be locked up forever. GIANT moron, that guy.
“I don't think the FBI is the Obama team and I don't think the men and women who are career prosecutors at DOJ belong to any team other than a blindfolded woman holding a pair of scales,” Gowdy said. [...]
(He's talking about Lady Justice, if you are a dumb. There is not a blindfolded lady in the basement of the DOJ who is their secret queen and tells them what to do.)
“We have the tools to keep us safe and it's prudent for those tools to be used lawfully and appropriately,” Gowdy said. “If they're not used lawfully and appropriately, there's a paper trail and we'll be able to find it out.”
Gowdy said it was “hard to cross-examine tweets” and any information on a FISA warrant used against Trump would be available to the Trump administration.
“The Obama team is no longer in charge,” he said. “So any information the current Department of Justice has that suggests the previous Department of Justice acted inappropriately, they are welcome to release it.”
In other words, BRING IT, WHITE BOY. We will briefly point out that if Trump had wanted Trey Gowdy's full-throated support, he made a tactical error in his tweets. He should have said HILLARY CLINTON did Benghazi at the FISA Court and forced them to route all Trump Tower phone calls to her private email server. Then Gowdy would be like #NeverForget and shit, and we'd never hear the end of it.
We were just telling you that Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who is to Hillary's emails what Gowdy is to BENGHAZIIII1!111!!!, had sprung a wee tent in his pantaloons over the prospect of getting to investigate Trump's bullshit accusations about Obama. He could not contain his glee on the "Fox & Friends" television show for people who are stupid and think that is a morning news program. However, Politico reports that even Chaffetz admitted, on the "CBS This Morning" television show for people who aren't as dumb as Fox watchers, that he hasn't actually seen anything that suggests Trump is telling the truth. But even on that show, he said, "I’ve got to believe -- I think he might have something there," based on absolutely nothing but his blind, subservient adoration for Russian Special Agent Codename Pussgrab, who is the "president" of America.
So ... if you actually ever wondered who is stupider, Trey Gowdy or Jason Chaffetz, we have our official answer, and it is somehow Jason Chaffetz by a nose. WHOA IF TRUE!
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