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Sean, Sean, Sean....Stop slobbing Raging Yams nob. It's really quite unbecoming.

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I just thought they were pretty.

Dvořák and Tchaikovsky concertos to the rescue!

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The blindfolded woman in the basement is Guliani!

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Down with Flascistulism

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I feel the same way about Kellyanne Conjob's make-up. Decide already!

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I found the link to an article that I remembered reading shortly after Der Gropenfuhrer won the Republican nomination. Ivanka vacationing with Wendy Deng Murdoch in Croatia. I'm guessing that Wendy's Daisy Mae cutoffs might be what attracted Putin. Is a one-percenter wearing that get-up supposed to be irony? http://gawker.com/ivanka-tr...

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I miss CREEM magazine!

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Ha! I grew up in Jay Ward (Realty) country.

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Yeah, but despite the bumbling, Max still (usually) came out ahead[*]. These people, not so much.

[*] At least, as best I can remember it, which admittedly isn't very well; I caught a few re-runs decades ago, and really enjoyed the Steve Carrell / Anne Hathaway movie.

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Even though I have only been on this planet ten years less than your career as a violinist I agree but also I am biased. My mom used to be a ballet choreographer so there was classical music playing in the house like all the time. When she would give it a rest then there was my dad playing Jazz and Blues.

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Evan paraphrasing Trey Gowdy:

BRING IT, WHITE BOY

Me paraphrasing Trey Gowdy:

Bring it dumbass

😜

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I was noticing the clip for the sheet music then thought "Hath a butt not eyes?"

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[I wuz thinking something like that but not as articulately]

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Which is funny also too because his twitter handle is @jasoninthehouse

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If anyone ever needed a significant, back alley, beat down (with votes, natch) it is this twat.

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