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Hey Wonkers, It Is Time For You To Score Us This 'Politics' 'Fellowship' From These U Chicago Douches, Thanks

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You know what we here at Wonkette love? Fellowships. You know what we here at Wonkette hate? Applications! You know what you Wonkers should do for us today, besides visitHappyNiceTimePeople.com, which done been cleared of its computerly chlamydia, and send us money? You should fill out this fucker for us. I mean, obviously we can put in our own address and whatnot, and we already have a copy of our "C.V." But what we don't have is the rest of it. Like, for instance, this two-page proposed study group topic (buttsechs?), which "should include how you would explore your topic of choice each week over the course of the 10-week academic quarter, including 3-4 guests you might bring to supplement the discussion." (What are nine other ways to say "buttsechs"?)


Also, can somebody call up and find out how much the stipend is? We assume Ramesh Ponnoru doesn't come cheap.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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