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Hi Joe Biden, Here Is Your Surprise Presidential Medal Of Freedom

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What's up Joe Biden, are you this very moment crying like a COMMON JOE BIDEN, because your very best friend Barry just surprised you with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and you are an Irishman what cries a lot?

Yeah, that's what we thought.

We will miss you real good, Old Handsome Joe. You are not perfect (if we have to call our favored female candidates "flawed" one million times in a row now, we're doing it for the rest of you too), and you are even a corporate kind of Dem sometimes, coming as you do from the great state of MBNA, but you are never, ever a dick.

Also, we will miss not having Presidential Medals of Freedom going to Jerry Falwell Jr., Charles Manson, the guy in prison for killing all those miners, and whatever prostie Donald Trump grabbed last night.

We will update this post with longer video once someone else makes it for us, but until then, hello, and we love you.

UPDATE: As promised, here is the longer version, including Joe being knocked out by Bamz's surprise, and crying like you will be.

Your pals,

Wonkette

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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