The moment President Obama placed the Presidential Medal of Freedom around VP Joe Biden's neck https://t.co/oKmfs7Mti9
— CNN (@CNN) January 12, 2017
What's up Joe Biden, are you this very moment crying like a COMMON JOE BIDEN, because your very best friend Barry just surprised you with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and you are an Irishman what cries a lot?
Yeah, that's what we thought.
We will miss you real good, Old Handsome Joe. You are not perfect (if we have to call our favored female candidates "flawed" one million times in a row now, we're doing it for the rest of you too), and you are even a corporate kind of Dem sometimes, coming as you do from the great state of MBNA, but you are never, ever a dick.
Also, we will miss not having Presidential Medals of Freedom going to Jerry Falwell Jr., Charles Manson, the guy in prison for killing all those miners, and whatever prostie Donald Trump grabbed last night.
We will update this post with longer video once someone else makes it for us, but until then, hello, and we love you.
UPDATE: As promised, here is the longer version, including Joe being knocked out by Bamz's surprise, and crying like you will be.
Your pals,
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