Hillary Clinton Can't Stop Laughing At Dumbass Republicans
But then it shifts gears, because there was something Hillary Clinton agreed with (!)
Haha, it was when Marco Rubio said that "If this election is a resume competition, then Hillary Clinton's going to be the next president." CORRECT AS USUAL, KING FRIDAY!
The point Hillz is making, because she does have a point beyond all the giggling and pointing and laughing she is currently doing, is that these 17 candidates (!) are all fucking clowns, and she looks forward to being the bosslady of them, when she is president.
The other point Hillz is making, because she has two points, is that, dicknozzled wombat holes that they are, all these Republicans have a real inconvenient history of talking about how badass Hillary Clinton is, and she decided to remind everybody of that by decorating her Brooklyn headquarters with pictures of Donald Trump and Jeb! Bush and Carly Fiorina and Rick Perry and Marco Rubio, with quotes from each of them saying, "Oh Hillary, you are the best at all human jobs, we are just scabby tick bites on the inner thighs of weasels, why don't you go ahead and be president now?"
Of course, she invited reporters to come mock the debate with her:
Aw how nice, endorsements! You can see the full set at Business Insider, but we just want to highlight this one other one, because LOL:
Well played, Hitlery, WELL PLAYED.