Hot Girl Totally Into You Until Condom Appears
Here's some Public Service Announcement sent to your editor. Look how the happy, pretty girl totally scowls when your "helicopter" puts the condom on your "Washington Monument." Gah, condoms! Don't ruin another "sexy weekend in D.C." by unrolling some gross old condom. Playas don't need a raincoat!
And here's Part Two of that video, when some random black actor playing "Barack Obama" looks away as the Washington Monument explodes, when the condom is taken off. Also there is like some weird Hawks & Doves-esque Neil Young tribute band playing in the background, the end.